Q:Of course jelly babies are nutritious! I took a field trip to the Santaron empire base, and is where they are created! Though don't worry, the Santaron are an incredibly peaceful species, despite your encounters with them. By the way this is Jim the Anon.
-3 and 4
Mine just wanted to blow everything up.
Q:This is a message to some guy named technicdrawsponies: *starts using serious voice* Every 2000 or so years, one, AND ONLY ONE, package of nutritious jelly babies appears in stores. Nobody knows how they get there, and eventually someone buys them. Then we have to wait another 2000 years. The cycle continues. And continues. Until one day, "they" come. That is all you need to know for now. Until next time, make sure to look at the ingredients on every. Single. Packet of jelly babies you buy.
This can’t be legit.
Q:So twelve, I believe we saw you in the Pompeii episode when you bought the TARDIS.
Q:*friendly Dalek appears in the TARDIS*
…Ummm. Hello? Why is there a Dalek in my TARDIS. In MY TARDIS?!
Q:11, jelly babies are not nutrisious
I need proof. If you don’t have proof than I don’t believe you.
Q:So 11, how is Sandshoes doing?
…I don’t know…Sandshoes is me…and I’m doing well….But, as I recall he was doing less well the last time I remember being him….
Q:4, do you have a particular favorite flavor jelly baby? I like red.
I like green. Would you like a Jelly baby?
-4 *ruffle* *chew*
Q:4, will you ever cut your hair?
Why would you want to cut perfection?
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